Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Friday, May 18, 2012

Mistake!

Never make the mistake
of looking at the Lost and Found page
on Craig's List.
A sadder thing you'll never find.

Sample subject headings read:
LOST!!! Male Jackapoo SoFierce
missing cat (neptune's net)
Lost - Two white doves
Lost Cat/Gato Perdido - Grey and White

Messages include identifying marks and habits,
different colored collars,
and where they were last scene.
Honest unaffected cries to the community at large:
"Please help me find my dog!!!"
"If you have any info, please contact me.  We miss her."

These messages tug at my heart.
I've lost cats.  Not Zaphod.
Normally I skim the internet,
here I take in every word.

Have you seen me?

Sunday, March 18, 2012

A day in the life of my cat

When I have too much time on my hands you know it's your lucky day!  That's right, I created, just for you, a photo essay in which I reenact my favorite Zaphod moments.  Enjoy:

You never see the skeletons of cats in trees

Oh hey.  You were gone?
Who the fuck does that other cat think it is?


Meditation on shoes: a haiku

Busy day at work?
The smellier the better
Oh shoe! Marry me!


All in a day's work:

Keepin' tabs on Kitty Town
Making the rounds.


   In and out                      

Food critic.


Cat Nap!

Don't touch my belly
If you need me you know where to find me


Me-ow!


Animal Abuse

Why are you doing this?
I've never been unhappier.
I won't forget this.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Instructions for the care and feeding of ________:

________ needs plenty of sunlight, keeping it in the dark will cause it to mold and possibly die.
________ lives on a diet of laughter, hugs, adventure and sex.
Needless to say, love is essential to a healthy ________.
Empty promises will make ________ sick; disconnection and inattentiveness are poisonous to ________.
________ can be shy, don't be offended if it hides occasionally.
Despite ________'s tough exterior, it is actually rather delicate.  Please handle ________ carefully.
________ needs lots of exercise.  Keeping ________ leashed may cause it to turn on you suddenly.
Be sure to return anything ________ gives you in equal measure, lest it become depleted.
If you don't wish to keep ________, or find yourself unequal to the task of taking care of it, simply let ________ go.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

It's October. Let's get dark.

Take a bone saw
and cut through my breast bone.
Peel back all the skin and muscle
and crack open my ribs;
Spread them to the side
like wings
And you have me
standing there
trying to give myself to you.
All of me, open and unprotected.

Then painfully close up
my ribs
And sew everything up
with giant Frankenstein stitches
And you have me
achy and broken
with an ugly suture up my front.
Damaged goods.

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

This is for my friend

I don't know if it makes a difference to know that a piece of your sadness is being carried around all the way over here on the West Coast, but I've been bearing your pain all day. A marvelous light burnt out tonight. Nothing can replace it or make it better.

I had a vision of her shooting up into the sky like a rocket. Blindingly bright. She burned faster and brighter all night and when she finally burned out her ashes dispersed peppering the sky with stars.

This is all nonsense. Nothing I say can give you back what you lost. But I want you to know that my heart really hurts for you. And you should be comforted knowing that her wonderful light isn't extinguished, it burns in you. You're a piece of her. It might sound like a cliche, but it's the truth. It's immortality.

Fuck all the outside noise: you're my friend for the rest of my life. Your pain is my pain, your loss is my loss. You're not hurting alone.  My heart breaks for you.  I'm sorry friend.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

7 cups of coffee

Thursday morning I walked down the carpeted stairs of my parent's house their old dog woofed quietly up at me, calling my mom to come down for his morning walk.  I went out with them through the neighborhood where I grew up, checking out the changes of the past ten years, waiting for an old dog to catch up with us.  When we got back Mom made half-caff as a compromise.  I added one and a half spoons of sugar, a liberal dose of my Dad's ever-present half and half (he doesn't drink coffee though; he puts it on his cereal), and took it into the living room for some quiet time.  Quiet time was interrupted a little black and white cat sucking on my hair, purring loudly in my ear.

Friday morning I wandered into my brother Eric's kitchen, where he informed me that I was making my coffee wrong.  The Coffee Mate should be added to the cup before pouring the coffee in.  "You make your own choices," he said.  He went off to work, and I went to hot yoga with Ivy.  When we came back his great Danes were sleeping on my bed.  Naughty dogs.

Saturday morning I woke up in a little hole of a bedroom in Alicia's basement.  I had slept very soundly.  I went up two flights of creaky steps to the communal bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth.  No one was awake, so I walked down the hill to Roy's Coffee and Tea and ordered a soy hazelnut latte.  I sat on a bench and read The Stranger.  A woman arranged two stuffed animals on the table next to me and walked away.  When I got back Alicia informed me that  Roy's is a Starbucks.  Go figure.

Sunday morning I woke up in the same dark hole at Alicia's.  Upstairs I roused Colin from the couch.  Whiteloaf wandered up from another couch, and we started tidying the party's aftermath.  When everyone was all assembled we went to Brian's (George's).  We drank champagne and ate cheese.  When I tried making coffee in the unfamiliar coffee maker it started spilling all over the counter, but I took the lid off the carafe and wiped it up.  When it was ready I put in sugar and rice milk.   I drank it out of a giant mug.  Then I had a bloody Mary.  Breakfast!

Monday morning Matt's dog, Bella, stuck her nose in my crotch as soon as I opened the door.  When I came out of the bathroom she was laying down on my futon.  Matt made us coffee, but he didn't have any sugar.  Just skim milk.  Joy had green tea.  Then she and I took Bella for a long walk on the beach.  We looked at Washington's mountains floating on the horizon, and found jelly fish melting on the rocks.  The air was fresh.

Tuesday morning my mom peeked in early. "What time is it?" "About a quarter to seven." "Okay," I rolled over and went back to sleep.  When I got up later I threw on whatever clothes I had brought that were still clean so I could do laundry before going.  In the kitchen I found my mother and brother.  She offered coffee and I took it, wondering if it was caffeinated or not, but not asking.  Again: sugar and half and half.

This morning my very affectionate cat stuck his little claws lovingly into my chin.  He missed me.  I pushed snooze for an hour.  When I finally got out of bed I stumbled around my apartment, gaining my bearings after my week away.  I made my coffee and doctored it with my usual sugar and almond milk.  My favorite mug greeted me from the dish drainer, right where it always is.