Friday, February 17, 2012

10 Ways to Get Over a Breakup

1. Cut and/or dye your hair
2. Become vegetarian
3. Get a tattoo
4. Burn some shit (ie: the things your former lover was stupid enough to leave with you)
5. Start dating women (unless you already were, in which case, start dating men)
6. Take up witchcraft
7. The 3 P's! Pot, porn, and the Pixies!
8. Get a restraining order
9. Lots and lots of yoga
10. Start a blog

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